I just got *ucked by Tuesday

It's 8:30 am and already this is starting to get ugly, I got a notice from a VP that we have been put on notice for e-discovery in relation to a Tort Claim that is being reviewed.  This is sort of my worst nightmare, e-discovery for email will literally be the worst thing to ever happen here, I have some users that literally delete every message that they get after they have read them.  I have no way to produce those records.   I've known about this issue for a few months, and have exchange 2010 purchased I just need to get it installed and setup the legal-hold mail store.

Next up the worthless accounting software won't launch.  The server needs to be rebooted I'm certain, but I haven't rebooted any servers since that fateful day about a year ago when we discovered a bad array controller and the accounting server couldn't see any of its disks.  Talk about panic, I found the same server model on craigslist drove out after work, came back on a Saturday to get this beast working.  Now I staring at the screen afraid of lighting striking twice as I hit reboot.

Same time frame my boss doesn't know the new WIFI password and has a contractor my coworker setup on the wireless trying to lead a class for our new ERP software.  Also I have people that need signage, and I'm quite literally the only one that knows how to run the software so, guess who is on the hook to do signage right now.  I'm in need of emergency Bourbon at this point.