What a lovely shade of ouch you're wearing today

SeaFair came, beer was poured and I forgot that the sun wants to kill every living thing on the planet with its fierce stabbing sun rays. You could say that I'm a lovely shade of ouch, or was yesterday. Today it more of an uncomfortable shade of itchy. I'm somewhere between proud and surprised that for about 10 people (several of whom brought and drank nothing but bud light) we managed to finish the 5 gallon keg, and the 3 growlers of Naughty Scotty that came aboard as well. I'd say go us, but given the 14 hours I slept when I got back to shore I'm starting to think I'm getting old.

Hope everyone's weekend was more fun and less sunburned than mine.

SeaFair!!

I am getting a little giddy, two more days until SeaFair! Beer, sun and Hydro racing; mostly the first two. Our benevolent host has seen fit to limit one of the more irritating people to one day on the boat, so Sunday (aka the day of debauchery) should be twice as much fun.

For some reason Saturday is "family day" and Sunday is when the party gets started. I predict (Johnny Carson style with the envelope to my head) that Monday is going to be rough. The Diamond Knot not so pale ale will debut next to my beer nerd friend's Naughty Scotty Scottish ale. Here's hoping 10 gallons of beer gets us through the weekend. If there was a way for me to just skip Friday and jump straight to the weekend I would. Don't mind me I'll be over here dreaming about beer and the weekend.

As always a big F*ck you to the great state of Texas, the person I'd most like to share a beer with might get one air mailed to her. I think it is illegal, so I still working on the details of this thought. This is America, I literary cannot believe there isn't a way to mail booze to your friends!

Portable Spa

I don't know why I am so hung up on this idea, but people that know me would know that I have been marginally obsessing about making a portable spa with Aero-bed style portability for about 3 years now. This would be way less work, but at $5000, I am going to guess making it would be more likely to happen than me buying one.

Seafair is still great!

The clip is old, but it still makes me laugh and was true just a few hours ago.