Apparently Nipple Ring wearers are terrorists

Dated though this may be, it really chaps my hide the general intolerance that is starting to become the norm in this country. According to SFGate The TSA now says that wearers of body jewelry (that passed the general metal detector) must submit themselves to visual inspection by a TSA agent for them to fly.

Maybe there will be an FBI titty visual inspection certificate, sort of like the frequent fly program. Flash the G-man your pierced bits (they promise not to keep pictures) and your free to go